Posts Tagged ‘jokes’

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So.. there I was… working on a 30 foot roof in near 0 temps and spine chilling wind, holding cold metal tools which numbed my fingers .. and I’m thinking I should have worn leather gloves instead of these rubber coated things that absorb the frost straight to my bones. After a morning of breathing constantly on my fingers it was finally time for lunch. As we pull in to park, there, laying on the ground in the stall, is the perfect leather work glove so kindly dropped from my guardian angel above. Inspiration to continue on and finish a day of helping others.

 

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my body evolved an immunity to OOOWWWWEEE MN and NE mosquitoes but these ouuccchhhh Black/White TExas Highbreed suckers huuurrrtttt…. I have such a damnitMindovermatter great writing spot right now but am getting bit too much to concentrate…..

It’s good to stay in shape.. my grandma started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60, she’s 97 today and we have no clue where the hell she is! 🙂

Let’s get together and feeellll alllriiigghht!

_ thinks that if you took a Facebook IQ Test and it determined you’re a Genius, the fact that you participated in a Facebook test negates the results.

When someone says to me “I know what you’re thinking,” I’m so happy, because I have no idea.

The last time I felt this hungover it was a Saturday in early January. I remember it like it was yesterday.

____ loves doing the “scroll of shame” the morning after drinking. That’s when I walk through all the stuff I shouldn’t have done on Facebook the night before.

____ just read that burglars use Facebook to see when people aren’t home. So from now on, I’m at home. With a rifle. And a hungry crocodile.

How do you keep a Facebook user in suspense? I’ll tell you tomorrow.

____ has seen the future, specifically, St. Patrick’s Day. I looked drunk.

Many things can be preserved in alcohol. DIGNITY is not one of them.

Sure, drinking kills brain cells, but only the weak ones.

____ is going to my happy place.

MUSIC LYRIC POSTS:

Where is theeee looove?

Let’s get together and feeellll alllriiigghht!

____ thinks you’re so vain, you probably think this Facebook status is about you.

 

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